Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Because he worked hard
Because he was scary
Because he was stylish
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up
They’re too shy
They don’t have yolk
They can’t speak
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta
A noodler
A phony pasta
A macaroni
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory
A medi-factory
A mid-maker
An average plant
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing
Because it was ripe
Because it was shy
Because it was spicy
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts
They break easily
They’re scared
They don’t care
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy
Because it was half-baked
Because it broke
Because it needed milk
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had drumsticks
Because it liked music
Because it could sing
Because it was bored
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
A toothless grizzly
A sweet bear
A soft snack
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus
Because it was overheating
Because it crashed
Because it froze
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