Funny Quotes From Musicians!

"I don’t know anything about music, In my line, you don’t have to.”

“Actually I don’t remember being born, it must have happened during one of my blackouts.”

“I’d rather be a musician than a rock star.”

“I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.”

“In the end, we’re all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven’t been on the show.”

“When an instrument fails on stage it mocks you and must be destroyed!”

“Lesser artists borrow, great artists, steal.”

“I never practice my guitar… from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat.”

“Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk in order to provide articles for people who can’t read.”

“In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of.”

“When I was a little boy, I told my dad, ‘When I grow up, I want to be a musician.’ My dad said: ‘You can’t do both, Son’.”

“There’s nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn’t exist before – I won’t compare it to sex, but it lasts longer.”

“I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that, either. So I’ll keep it!”

“Competitions are for horses, not artists.”

“To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also.”

“There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won’t.”

“I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people copy my mistakes.”

“To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder.”

“I never practice my guitar… from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat.”

“If you’re listening to a rock star to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are.”