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Funny Quotes From Musicians!

4th - University grade
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1 Question
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"I don’t know anything about music, In my line, you don’t have to.”


Fela Kuti

Elvis Presley

Louis Armstrong

2 Question
30 seconds
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“Actually I don’t remember being born, it must have happened during one of my blackouts.”


Jim Morrison

Stevie Wonder

Ray Charles

3 Question
30 seconds
Q.

“I’d rather be a musician than a rock star.”


Jimi Hendrix

Frank Zappa

George Harrison

4 Question
30 seconds
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“I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones.”


Kurt Cobain

Hank Williams

John Cage

5 Question
30 seconds
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“In the end, we’re all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven’t been on the show.”


Annie Lennox

Marilyn Manson

Kurt Cobain

6 Question
30 seconds
Q.

“When an instrument fails on stage it mocks you and must be destroyed!”


Trent Reznor

Neil Young

Phil Collins

7 Question
30 seconds
Q.

“Lesser artists borrow, great artists, steal.”


Axl Rose

Igor Stravinsky

Carlos Santana

8 Question
30 seconds
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“I never practice my guitar… from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat.”


Wes Montgomery

Jay-Z

Stevie Nicks

9 Question
30 seconds
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“Rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk in order to provide articles for people who can’t read.”


Kylie Minogue

Ringo Starr

Frank Zappa

10 Question
30 seconds
Q.

“In order to compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of.”


Jim Morrison

Robert Schumann

Buddy Holly

11 Question
30 seconds
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“When I was a little boy, I told my dad, ‘When I grow up, I want to be a musician.’ My dad said: ‘You can’t do both, Son’.”


Chet Atkins

Eddie 

Van Halen

12 Question
30 seconds
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“There’s nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn’t exist before – I won’t compare it to sex, but it lasts longer.”


Ray Charles

Dave Grohl

Paul McCartney

13 Question
30 seconds
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“I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that, either. So I’ll keep it!”


Ozzy Osbourne

Quincy Jones

Loretta Lynn

14 Question
30 seconds
Q.

“Competitions are for horses, not artists.”


Bela Bartok

Eric Clapton

Marvin Gaye

15 Question
30 seconds
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“To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also.”


John Williams

Louis Armstrong

Igor Stravinsky

16 Question
30 seconds
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“There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won’t.”


Jim Morrison

Annie Lennox

Kurt Cobain

17 Question
30 seconds
Q.

“I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people copy my mistakes.”


Billy Joel

Prince

Jimi Hendrix

18 Question
30 seconds
Q.

“To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder.”


Keith Moon

Elvis Presley

Ray Charles

19 Question
30 seconds
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“I never practice my guitar… from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat.”


Chuck Berry

Wes Montgomery

Trent Reznor

20 Question
30 seconds
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“If you’re listening to a rock star to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are.”


Alice Cooper

Jimi Hendrix

Stevie Wonder